|Equestrian State of St Wenceslas|
Who knows, we may between us get enough cheesy, corny Catholic jokes to bring out our own range of Catholic crackers next year.
Think of the possibilities - crowns of Catholic monarchs (bags me the Crown of Charlemagne!), a Catholic treat (bags me a St Dominic medal) and a cheesy Catholic joke, so here's my effort:
Q: What is King St Wenceslas's favourite food?
A: Pizza. Deep pan, crisp and even!